If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via gnarly)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via gnarly)

2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting

2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

In between linen sheets

voici-le-cahier:

Step one.
Step one is opening your eyes on a morning braced with air like shards of ice
penetrating every tender pink square inch of your face-
step two.
Step two is taking your right hand,
be ready to swear upon everything that is good and holy,
everything that might have accidentally…